[The camera clicks on, and a rather pudgy man with bleach blond hair (seriously, he resembles an overweight surfer dude or something) is there, grinning widely, with a pair of fake lens-less glasses on his nose. He may or may not be twirling his hair.]

So like, hey mansion! I am totally the United States of America, and am totally your hero for ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on to.. nothing. The camera's on the floor, on it's side, and America's room looks.. mostly disheveled. There's papers all over the place, stuff thrown.. sort of like what a room would look like if someone had a tantrum fit of emotion or something ( Read more... )

[The camera suddenly clicks on, and in view there's a... chest. A clothed male chest, but one that takes up half the screen. The other half that isn't obscured by blue fabric shows his face, which is glancing over his shoulder, with an expression that's half pissed off and half.. creeped the fuck out.]

What the hell's going on here?

[He's ( Read more... )

No. Absolutely not.

I refuse to participate - no, acknowledge - this one.

Even if I have to blow up the entire mansion.

'Better dead than red'. Communism isn't allowed in this place; it's hell enough without it.

[The screen clicks on. You see the Oval Office America's room, with a rather crooked view. However, if you look carefully, you might see out of focus flailing.]

Uhh.. guys? Guys?

A little help here?

[ooc: So yeah America pissed off Raven in her post and is now hanging from the ceiling. This is pre Prussia war, of course.]

[The camera clicks on. America's sitting there in his room, drinking something from a mug. Probably coffee, probably something else. He looks.. well.. like a mix of things, annoyed possibly. Embarrassed? Maybe but of course heroes are never embarrassed ever. His hair is a mess and there are sunflower petals stuck in it.

Of course, his neck is ( Read more... )

What the..

How did I end up back here?!

Coraline! Robin! Are you guys alright?!

[ooc: Post revival after this. America's back in his room.]